Fossil Fools Day Report: VICTORY

after shaming Armando Olivera into surrender and flicking the off switch at FPL´s ´Old Stinky´ in Riviera, we endured a long, wet ride on our trusty steeds and finally arrived at the Kommissioners´ Evil Lair.

we breached security with ease, Joint Terrorism Task Force and all.

we stayed calm, trying to blend in, and sat around bored off our asses, waiting for exactly the right moment...

and sprung in action, spontaneously seizing the airwaves, convincing everyone in TV World that we were indeed right. FPL offered us zillions of dollars and begged for mercy--we showed them none. ¨prison for corruption¨ we proclaimed--just like it says there on TV--with a horn honk for emphasis!

after we won, we were escorted out in victory by our new personal security guards who have sworn eternal loyalty to us REAL clowns in absence of their former bosses, those imposters at the dais. Palm Beach County has been rescued from near disaster. nothing left to see here, folks. you can all go back to sleep now...